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Give ‘Em Enough Rope
Joe Reynolds
15 March 2020
A (Late) Valentine to Jeremy Corbyn and Boris Johnson by Joe Reynolds.
Main pic: A protester discusses gentrification with a guest of the Property Awards, 2015 in Mayfair, London. By Joe Reynolds.
References
Right Honourable Gentlemen,
Roses are white, violence is who?
Give ’em enough rope
And they’ll do it for you
I
write to live but I am going to die. I have no address, I have no
health insurance.
I
was diagnosed with a brain disease last year but I have lived with it
for over 13 years of my life. My European neurologists tell me; “You
are going to die.” It was time to make my way back to England.
I
was in Europe when the last seizures took place and since then my
mental health has suffered, exasperated violently by my next move. I
applied for Personal Independence Payment, a disability welfare. The
epileptic seizures feel like dying through electrocution and the
focal seizures resemble the aura I get before losing consciousness.
When
you mess with a higher power, it is important to not lose your nerve.
Leaders of the House, I did this with open eyes.
120
days ago I was driving at 200km/h towards the British border with two
swan eating Eastern Europeans
and a Nigel Farage supporter. There was tension in the car when it
was clear that a carpooling app had brought together opposite sides
of the Brexit referendum debate.
The
two Polish residents of the UK could not vote, of course, and the
Farage supporter obviously voted for Brexit.
I
was having problems with seizures that had left me crushed on my way
back home. For the first hour, we desperately tried not to mention
the referendum on Europe. Recognizing my British accent, the Brexit
supporter asked me in that classic tone of trepidation, “So…
what do you think of the referendum on Europe?”
I
looked at my swan murdering drivers in front and debated in my head
how this ten hour conversation would go down. It is probably worth
noting that I did not vote in the referendum. Leave or Remain
were binary solutions to solving an internal identity crisis the
Conservative Party has suffered since the fall of the Berlin Wall.
What had formed us all into the mass of hysterical lunatics needed
for a fringe issue to become a mainstream referendum?
“You’re
not a Jeremy Corbyn supporter, are you?” the Brexit supporter
winked.
Suddenly,
the Polish driver exploded in the front seat. “Do you have any idea
how much immigration actually helps the UK, do you know that
structurally the facts are overwhelmingly against you?” said the
driver to the passenger. The debate had begun again, a debate where
no-one listened to each other, where both sides get angry at how
distant the opposing reality is.
Remember Boris? It was what your old friend and political strategist Lynton Crosby called “throwing a dead cat on the table.” Why would this Australian recommend slaughtering a metaphorical cat? It has something to do with your old school friend and Tory in exile, and his alleged necrophilia bestiality.




Main pic: A protester discusses gentrification with a guest of the Property Awards, 2015 in Mayfair, London. By Joe Reynolds.
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